Archive for August 2017

President Obama’s Bombshell To Men – Shopping is what completes a vacation 

August 30, 2017

President Barack Obama vacation bombshell.  Asked his advice to men on family vacations the President quipped, “shopping is what completes a vacation. Ya buy the ladies something.” Probed further he told our emissary, “that’s a big one, don’t you think?  I am on holiday subscriber not available, bye..” The president is enjoying his last family vacation as POTUS in Hawaii. He has severally reiterated Kenya is his best destination. For safaris to Ngorongoro and Serengeti see

Hire cars in Nairobi 

Self drive car hire  ideal for those who prioritize privacy, flexibility, those meditative and therapeutics who seek more time to explore and appreciate the beauty areas visited. 

Cars available for self drive include or with driver include, 

  1. Toyota Prado USD 180 per day
  2. Toyota Rav4 USD 100 to 130 per
  3. Sedans USD 50 to 70 per day
  4. Open roof 4×4 Safari land cruiser(the #SafariBeast) USD 200
  5. Mpvs like Noah USD 150 per day

The rates depends on locations. 

Cars are available for hire in Nairobi,  MombasaMalindi,  KampalaKigaliKilimanjaro  Dar es salaam,  ArushaEntebbe.   📞 +254723684974 📧,

President Trump Serengeti Is Good For You

August 19, 2017

President Donald J. Trump declares Serengeti is good for all.  He says, “Charlottesville is a bad example. Fighting racism, Nazism even fascism by kicking about statues and lowering flags, I don’t get it. You don’t remove Robert Lee unless you want to remove Washington and or Abraham, even the Statue Of Liberty. No! I never fired nobody. This ain’t no apprentice. Under Trump all on  holidays like Barack Obama, learning, resignation or on way to greener pastures . Scaramucii is back to school. He has no morals or oratory. The young man must learn how to tame his tongue. Steve, called Bannon l regret. He is the good friend I never had. He did a good job Breitbart. I don’t understand this White House. It’s snaky dump place. How you make enemies with Steve I don’t understand. 

James Comey? I sat him down, had a tee a tete. Said James  looky here. You ain’t doin a good job. You’ve a road with relationships. Don’t blame you for bungled Clinton relationships. Frankly the Russian connection is good for us, you too it’s a job. You were hired to look at that. Too much job is not good4 nobody.   You get tired, disoriented too.  I myself weekends I go to Mar a Lago. You’re in office. Month end  I go to New York, you’re in office. When do you rest? You don’t know Yellowstone, you don’t Serengeti ( , Ngorongoro or Mpumalanga. Not sure you know your left hand from right. Man when do you rest? You worked with Obama. Today he is at Milan. Other day he visited Richard Branson at Virgin. Then he went to see Queen. When do you rest? Go to Serengeti or Pago Pago anywhere. Gorilla tracking (, wildebeest migration ( are great options too. A great warrior like you can join ISIS too. Boy you can do a lot for yourself.

Gems of Northern Tanzania #Serengeti 

August 18, 2017

It’s summer time like no other. It’s time for the #MotherOfAllEscapes #BushTherapies . Get the inspirational out this world “Life Is Good” aka “lavie est belle tout” ( #Nimeza ) experience in Serengeti.  See, witness with your own mouth the “Ohmg” thrilling encounters of nature at play. Our #BushTherapy #MotherOfAllEscapes will boast your immune system and leave you healthy. It will restores your physical fitness giving you a rejuvenated clear mind. It will give you quite time to reflect on your career, relationships and family affairs and inspire you to greater heights of personal achievements. 

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Why Northern Tanzania. The Gems Of Northern  Tanzania

Ngorongoro, Serengeti, Tarangire, Manyara, Lake Natron, Oldonyo le Ngai. 

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The different parks have similar animals but the highlights are totally different. 

a) Tarangire’s signature attractions are large elephants herds with individual groups of even hundred heads and the impressive stands of weird, ungainly baobab trees. Besides are you aware of Tarangire migration? Though not as impressive, spectacular as the Mara Serengeti migration it’s quite impressive too with 3000 elephants, 25000 wildebeest, 30000 zebras, gazelles, and fringe eared oryx. 

b) Ngorongoro has an impressive animal sighting. The crater is home to 25000 to 30000 big mammals including rare black rhinos, the beautiful scenery, phenomenal photography opportunities and local communities. Cultural visits organized through cultural tourism programs at Karatu. Other attractions include archeological site of Olduvai, Lake Natron and her flamingos, Empakai crater, the active volcano of Oldonyo le Ngai. Lake Natron is a Ramsar site, the breeding ground of lesser flamingos. The lake contains trona, called Sodium bicarbonate (Na3Co3) or washing powder a chemical essential for glass and detergent manufacturing. The lake’s pinkish, reddish coloration (see photo) is attributed to availability of cyanobacteria and other bacteria organism that photosynthesis just like plants.  Give Ngorongoro Crater a day, Lake Natron a day or two, Oldonyo Le Ngai 2 days. 

c) Serengeti’s
( highlights are annual wildebeest migration and the predator in action phenomenon. Serengeti has the largest concentration of predators, over 10000 of them. 8000 of these are spotted hyenas, lions number 3000. The rest are leopards, cheetah, serval etc. 

The Ndutu area of southern Serengeti /Ngorongoro is best explored in combination of Olduvai gorge. Ndutu highlights include archeological site of Olduvai, the Oldeani gorge, the shifting sands, the Olbalbal depression, Mt Makarot, the Selai Plains. The Oldeani gorge is the world famous breeding ground of Ruppel’s griffon (griffin) vulture. In the cliffs are Lamagyyer vultures, Nyanza swallow, klipspringers too. Oldeani is the best place to see authentic Masai morans. 

d) Lake Manyara National Park
. Is famous for its tree climbing lions and the ever green  ground water forest, the hot water springs and prolific birdlife. 
All the parks have over 400 species of birds recorded. So as you can see parks are not all about animals. Each has a history. Though animal species maybe similar the disposition is totally different. Lions in Tarangire may climb trees

Hire 4×4 at Kilimanjaro

Hire open roof 4×4 safari land cruiser to visit Ngorongoro, Serengeti, Tarangire, Lake Manyara and the southern Tanzania parks of Selous, Mikumi, Udzungwa.
Hire Price
A) USD 180 per day with driver B) USD 250 with driver and fuel.
C) USD 230 per day subject to availability.

Conditions apply.

Nb:For southern Tanzania add USD 20 per day.

The safari land cruiser is a 9 headed #SafariBeast, the unbreakable hostile terrain rider that handles rocky, muddy, sandy and slippery roads with equal ease. The cruiser car ( is available 4 hire in Nairobi, Mombasa, Malindi, Kampala, Kigali, Kilimanjaro, Dar es salaam, Arusha, Entebbe. 📞 +254723684974 📧,

Total cost depends on days of hire and season. Hire is on unlimited mileage within the country but conditions apply.

The safari land cruiser has an open roof for sightseeing and photography. It comes with driver, two spare tyres, two way vhf radio, winch, fridge or cooler box, warm water bottle for beverages.

When you hire car with driver we meet all driver expenses like accommodation, meals, park entry fees for car and Driver. Drivers are qualified, certified guides for